Below are the 7 most recent journal entries recorded in Pokey the Penguin's LiveJournal:

Friday, November 21st, 2008
8:51 am	ITALIAN THIEFS POKEY GETS SO MANY E-MAILS ALERTING HIM ABOUT PASSWORD THEFT THAT HE WONDERS IF HE SHOULD SELL THE ACCOUNT ON EBAY! (Comment on this)
Friday, June 2nd, 2006
8:13 am	!!!!! A TRAITOR TRIES TO STEAL POKEY'S PASSWORD IT IS UNDESERVED IT MUST BE THE ITALIANS!!! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, June 3rd, 2005
5:25 pm	Skeptopotamus is smoke and mirrors DO NOT THANK ME! THANK SAMUEL COLT!!!!! (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, June 2nd, 2005
2:17 am	ARCTIC CIRCLE NEWS TONIGHT IN THEDAY IN TH ARCTIC CIRCLE!!! THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS HAD TO SPEAK MUCHLY IT WAS UNDECIDED IF HE MEANT ENUMERATIVELY LITTLE GIRL WAS CAUGHT SNOOPING BYAND SCHOOL MARM TE MR NUTTY CONTINUES HIS TRIUMPH HE HAS ERECTED A ROLLERCOASTER (Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 18th, 2000
6:58 pm	The Pokey Hello! HELLO MY NAME IS POKEY THE PENGUIN (25 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, August 14th, 2000
8:35 pm	MEAT SPACE ENTER INTO ORDINARY SPACE! OH NO THE AIR, WHICH IS COMPOSED OF TINY PARTICLES OF "ETHER," IS ALSO TURNING TO MEAT! MY LUNGS ARE ADAPTING! I'VE INHALED A ROAST (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, August 5th, 2000
11:17 pm	Chess MY NAME IS POKEY THE PENGUIN I LOVE CHESS!! IT IS LIKE BALLET ONLY WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS! Current Mood: HOORAY !!! (1 Comment |Comment on this)